i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Randomize
