I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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