covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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