He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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