tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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