Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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