I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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