No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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