So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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