I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Less talking, more tequila
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
