There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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