Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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