so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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