is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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