Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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