No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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