Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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