I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
how does that bad decision feel?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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