i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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