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Wipe that smile off your face.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
mondays should just be called national damage control day
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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