Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
God, I missed his penis.
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