How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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