can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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