its not stalking. its research.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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