Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Are we still banned from the library?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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