I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
