I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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