Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'm always down for nudity.
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