i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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