how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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