I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
