dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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