did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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