Yo dont text me then not text me
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok