Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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