Pappa wants mamma naked
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
only if we run a train.
done.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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