She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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