It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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