If i come over, it means nothing
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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