did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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