Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
