The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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