i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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