"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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