that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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