Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
