You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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