this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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