it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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