Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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