There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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