so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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