thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
love makes seman taste better
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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